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spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace:

I read the tweet, and then I read the username.

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raptorific:

I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and

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awwww-cute:

Was around my apartment in Toronto, saw this adorable little guy and my girlfriend wanted me to share

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openlyawesome:

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openlyawesome:

someone’s building an actual Krusty Krab less than 6 miles from where i live

no really, it’s in construction

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it’s coming along nicely

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they put up the flags

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Updates:

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enitari:

do u ever just see ur favorite character cry and suddenly ur going through a midlife crisis

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inh4le-kush:

gracehelbiggysmalls:

literally real life

I love how family guy does this.

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vivalaglamourpuss:

an important factual presentation by me

All the facts.

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tibets:

WHAT IS ON HIS NECK THIS IS ILLEGAL

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doodlesanddiscord:

thommquackenbush:

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jadelyn:

Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)

Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.

He’d rock the fuck out of memes. Don’t deny it.

Exit, pursued by a doge.

much run wow 

I don’t understand people who try to make Shakespeare into a pretentious thing cause he was basically an uneducated dick-joke making dude for the common masses. His historical plays are straight up fanfiction. There’s a scene in Macbeth where two guards are having a conversation as a dude pees on a wall. Get out of here with your Shakespeare snobbery.

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