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lamapalooza:

this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.

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scribblecat27:

asaviorandapirate:

No my good sir…Thank you!

It’s OUR pleasure, believe us.

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You’re going to the doctor? Everything okay?
I’m getting a vasectomy.

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memoriasconsazon:

i feel like every week i’m just like “i need to get through this week”

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awesomephilia:

the person who named the umbrella meant to call it brella but they hesitated

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internetgf:

kundus:

my aesthetic is still feeling like you have to pee after you just went

that is a urinary tract infection

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"It’s not just that Utah State University reported Tuesday that several staff members had received an anonymous threat promising “the deadliest school shooting in American history” if a planned Wednesday event featuring Feminist Frequency’s Anita Sarkeesian went forward. It’s not just that Sarkeesian, along with several women in the gaming and tech world, has been facing death threats and harassment for years now. No, it’s about the response. It’s about living in a country in which the right to carry around a weapon takes priority over the privilege of being able to stand up in a crowd and not worry about being murdered."

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therealraewest:

daniellemaryekloc:

This is perfect.

I’m so glad he’s guarding our galaxy

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airtrafficcontroller:

This puppy has such big dreams, I just know it.

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dominateeye:

berrystumpytail:

glassbottledemon:

infinityrant:

glassbottledemon:

glassbottledemon:

I JUST CUT MY HAND ON MY OWN BRA WTF

AND I GOT A PAPERCUT FROM THE BANDAID PACKAGING?!?!

Next Time: glassbottledemon breaks their knee on a pillow and gets pneumonia from a soothing cup of tea

The worst part is that actually once I broke my arm by tripping on a pillow and another time I got pneumonia from sharing a water bottle with someone who had it. ;U;

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IM CHOKING ON MY OWN LAUGHTER

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the-plaid-princess:

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

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addictedtopunsandpizza:

versaceslut:

OH MY GOD

We asked 100 people and the survey says you fine as hell

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